November 8th's The Chew - Country yes, Western…not so much

Found myself slightly offended when The Chew cast was dressed in Western style cowboy clothes but talking in faux accents that sounded more like Gomer Pyle, “Aint” Bea, and other rural Southern media archetypes.  One only need hear a person say a word like athlete to know the difference. Out here in the west, it sounds like a 3 syllable word  beginning with a short A (ath-uh-lete) whereas in the deep South, it sounds like the 2 syllable word it is but takes longer to say and begins with a long A (Ayyyeeeth – leeyt).

Then I really found myself baffled when Carla Hall started making cheese grits in a skillet on a set that was decidedly Western with its brand marks, saloon doors, etc.  I’ve lived in the West my entire life and had never even seen let alone tasted grits until I visited the South.  Media synergy is behind many a stretch when it comes to tying in the latest project they’re trying to pimp with the program du jour, so the disconnect between The Chew’s dressing like cowboys but cooking and talking like Paula Deen finally cleared up when it became obvious that today’s show was just a tease for the upcoming CMA awards on ABC.  They were going country-western, not just country, and the western part of country-western showed up when Tim Love made his ribs with a new take on how to eat beets.

Mario’s wings and Alabama BBQ sauce was a disconnect for me as well. I think of wings as a Buffalo NY thing that spread throughout the US. I’ve been to Alabama and the wings were fried there like they are in Buffalo, not grilled, and served w/ blue cheese or Ranch dressing.  The white BBQ sauce was served with just about everything else you can think of, chicken, ribs, bread, even French fries, but not chicken wings.  It’s a staple in northern Alabama, served with just about every grilled or BBQed dish in that part of the state. Go a couple of hours south, like to Montgomery & it’s hit or miss. Drive an hour or so across the state line into Tennessee, Georgia or Mississippi, & it’ll be hard to find someone who’s even heard of it, let alone serves it, and good luck finding it in as far south as Mobile unless you go to a chain restaurant like Big Bob Gibson’s which started in Decatur, AL but is now found across the South. I’ve eaten at the one in Monroe, NC which would’ve been fine if I were in the mood for ‘Bama style BBQ. Unfortunately, my mouth was watering for NC style BBQ with that spicy vinegar sauce – which is not on their menu, even in NC.

There are about as many recipes for White BBQ sauce as there are families in northern Alabama. Some use sugar like Mario did, others, like Big Bob Gibson, don’t. Some use lemon juice, others don’t. Some use cayenne, others don’t. Some use granulated garlic and/or powdered mustard, others don’t. The only ingredients that every one of the recipes has in common are mayonnaise, prepared horseradish, salt, pepper & vinegar … and even that is up for debate. Some use white vinegar like Mario, others like Big Bob Gibson, use apple cider vinegar. 

I make a lower calorie version using no sugar, heavier on the horseradish & vinegar while lighter on the mayo – both in amount and type.  Mario’s called for 2 cups of mayonnaise, which is more mayo than most Alabamans use in their recipes. Their versions tend to be more like a sauce and less like the dip Mario made.

My Light & White ‘Bama BBQ Sauce

• ½  cup Best Foods (Hellman’s in the East) Light Mayo with Olive Oil  
• ¼ c white or cider vinegar depending on what I have
• 2 TBSP prepared horseradish
• fresh ground black pepper, cayenne pepper to taste

Wisk them all together and serve with grilled or BBQed meat or poultry. It is great on one of those grocery store rotisserie chickens. For a quick dinner, serve on sandwich rolls with the sauce drizzled on the chicken with more on the side for dipping.  We use it a lot at home on hot sandwiches made with leftover roast, but our favorite is as an accompaniment to Beer Can Chicken, where an opened, full beer can is stuffed into the cavity of a whole bird, then set upright onto a grill over a drip pan and cooked using indirect heat. 

Carla’s Grandma’s Biscuits & Sausage Gravy Ozzified & Chicken Fried “Fake”

Chocolate on The Chew today - nothing I could modify to come closer in line with my diet than Daphne's yummy desserts.  Don't feel bad for me though - I'm too full for dessert anyway because I made Carla Hall's biscuits and sausage gravy and used them in a whole new way, Ozzified of course.


Carla’s Biscuits and Gravy  were already Ozzified beyond belief. 

Carla gave so many tips on how to make biscuits light and fluffy, the most important of which was to not overwork it. It made me want to smack myself upside the head & say, “OF COURSE! Why didn’t I think of that???”  I already knew that kneading bread developed the gluten to make it denser & that overworking pie crust makes it tough. It was more of a DUH moment than an AHA one.  By seeing EXACTLY what she meant by when the dough was done enough to drop, I saw why my biscuits never quite measured up to my own grandma’s.  A short time later, a Bisquik commercial came up so I decided to make Bisquik biscuits using Carla’s tweaks & OMG!!! They came out unbelievably fluffy & light, & I was even using the Heart Smart version!   

The tricks that worked were 

• to use a 40% Greek yogurt to 60% milk ratio for the liquid (both were 2% milkfat)
• working it like Carla did, just until incorporated
• dropping it onto the baking sheet (I use a well-seasoned stone) by the spoonful. Carla baked hers @ 500 degrees for 5-8 minutes, but I followed the box directions and baked them @ 450 until they were golden brown.

After seeing umpteen episodes of the Dr. Oz Show with him exhorting us to eschew low fiber white flour products & to make it a habit to eat fiber dense whole grain products instead, I have tried making whole grain biscuits on numerous occasions. To say the results were disasterous would be an understatement, unless my goal was to create an edible hockey puck for the NHL. Because of these failed attempts, I wasn’t going to try again until I had an AHA moment when Daphne was described as putting the yum in psyllium husks.  I decided to experiment with Carla’s recipe and technique by adding a tablespoon of psyllium husks into the Bisquik before I added the yogurt/milk mixture. Oh Heck Yeah – they were AWE-SOME!!!!  

I don’t know if Dr. Oz would approve or not, but I can tell you that the fiber content per batch was quadrupled.  There are probably some glycemic issues with the heavily processed white flour & being a schoolteacher doesn’t qualify me to speculate on whether my additions counteract any of those issues.  

The biscuits were great on their own and held up well under Carla's Sausage Gravy. Her use of turkey sausage, olive oil and butternut squash were already Ozzifications even Daphne could love so I wasn't going to change a thing until I saw a post on The Chew discussion board by someone who could not find turkey sausage @ her grocer.  I suggested meatless sausage as an alternative because I’ve used it before – even served it to people convinced that every vegetarian meat alternative tastes horrible.  Unless they read this blog, they’ll STILL never know what they raved about as sinfully delicious was actually a plant-based protein found on the health food aisle of my local Safeway. The trick is to add enough olive oil to replicate the mouth-feel of its greasy, pork-based cousin and like Carla suggested, to add more sage etc. if the brand you buy isn’t sausage-flavored enough for your taste. 

Anyway, it got me thinking - since we have both turkey sausage and meatless sausage in our stores, I did a little label comparison and decided the meatless sausage is the better choice for our household.  Of course it all depends on brands – some turkey sausage includes turkey skin & fat which isn’t much better than pork, and some of the meatless choices can be very high in sodium so READ YOUR LABELS! There’s no point in swapping out pork sausage if the so-called healthy alternative is not any better for you. 

The meatless brand I used had 

• 10 fewer calories
• 2.5 grams less fat
• 1.5 grams more fiber
• 20 mg less sodium per ounce 

than the turkey sausage, which adds up, especially when one link of turkey sausage is nearly 4 oz.

I also can tell you that the biscuits and gravy were soooo good for breakfast that I modified them both again, this time for dinner, which is why I'm too full for sweets.  I added rosemary and goat cheese along with the psyllium husks to make savory biscuits just right for the dinner table, and put the gravy on a faux chicken fried steak I made using a Boca burger coated in wheat germ.  We called it Chicken Fried Fake – I won’t pretend that it was as good as a real chicken-fried steak, but it was tasty enough thanks to Carla’s “sausage” gravy – even Ozzified it’s delicious!

Shrimp & Prosciutto on Rosemary Skewers - The Neeley's shrimp skewers Ozzified -

This isn’t a mash-up or even my take on how to make the shrimp skewers the Neeleys prepared on The Chew today more in line with what Dr. Oz might deem as healthy. Instead it’s my take on Ted Allen’s recipe from way back when he was on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I’ve been making these ever since I watched the episode years ago where he showed a hapless bachelor how to prepare this simple, delicious, “not as bad for you as nacho dip” appie. It’s been a big hit at every party where I serve it.

The process is quite easy.  

• Shell & devein jumbo shrimp or easier yet, buy them that way. I use wild-caught from American waters, but if you’re not skeeved out by farm-raised shrimp from the 3^rd world, then by all means use it instead. 
• Wrap a thin slice (does it come any other way???) of prosciutto around the shrimp.  
• Insert onto a skewer that has been soaked in water.  My twist on Ted’s original recipe is using a fresh rosemary sprig from my garden in place of a skewer.  It imparts a lovely flavor and helps mitigate against the carcinogens suspected – be sure to remove the leaves first. 
• Wrap the shrimp skewers in plastic wrap & refrigerate until it is “time to par-taaay”.  
• Preheat the broiler or grill around the time your guests are supposed to arrive (if your guests tend to be punctual, do it a little earlier). You can cook them before the guests come and keep them on a warming tray, but there’s something about getting food fresh off the grill that makes it even more special. 
• When the first guests arrive, hand them your signature cocktail or whatever libation you’ve chosen to greet them with @ the door, then pop the skewered shrimp under the preheated broiler or onto the Barbie until the shrimp is opaque – usually less than five minutes.  
• They need to be turned so plan on starting your appetizer course near where you are cooking the skewers. I find it helpful to use a large spatula to flip them because the skewers tend to get too hot to handle. If the party has a lot of guests & I’m grilling a lot of skewers, I use a grill basket so they all flip at the same time.

Prosciutto is far less fatty than the bacon which means there won’t be a greasy mess on your counter during prep nor on your guests’ hands when it comes time to serve.  Less fat means less LDL cholesterol and using prosciutto instead of bacon means no nitrates if you’re using the good stuff from Italia – Prosciutto de Parma.  It also gives you less to worry about not only because the chance of food-borne illnesses from undercooked pork is far less likely with prosciutto than with raw bacon, but also with the chance of a flare-up being virtually nil when using prosciutto, you’ll spend more time with your guests and less time putting out bacon grease fires.  

Deviled Eggs Ozzified - A Clinton Kelly/Rocco DiSpirito Mash-up

Clinton Kelly’s Devilish Eggs were sooo cute that I had to make them, Ozzified of course.  When Rocco DiSpirito was on Dr. Oz last season, he made his recipe his book Now Eat This for Deviled Eggs using sweet potato instead of egg yolks and mayonnaise.   Today I made a mash-up into a healthier, kicked up version combining the best of both recipes.

Kept the hard-boiled egg whites (obviously), Dijon mustard, black pepper and paprika from both recipes, kept the sweet potatoes, shallot and Tabasco sauce from Rocco’s recipe, and used a roasted red pepper in place of the red bell pepper (because that’s what I had on hand) in Clinton’s recipe.  

Omitted altogether the salt, mayo, egg yolks and celery (only because I like the shallot in Rocco’s recipe better than I like celery) from Clinton’s recipe and the cornichons (nearly impossible to find) and flat-leaf parsley (didn’t feel like going to the store) from Rocco’s.

Made it all work together by adding pickled jalepeño slices for a mouth, a little cumin for a pop of flavor and some turmeric not only because it’s one of Dr. Oz’s super foods for its anti-inflammatory properties, but also for more color in the beta-carotene rich sweet potato, another one of Dr. Oz’s super foods.

Rocco DiSpirito/Clinton Kelly Devilish Egg Mash-Up

·        1 TBSP Dijon mustard

·        a few grinds of black pepper

·        1 sweet potato nuked in microwave until done

·        1 raw shallot, finely chopped

·        ½ tsp turmeric or curry powder

·        ¼ tsp cumin

·        6 hard-boiled eggs, cut in half, yolks discarded

·        Red pepper triangles and pickled jalepeño slices for garnish

1.  Cut cooled sweet potato in half

2.  Scoop flesh into bowl

3.  Add remaining ingredients to bowl (except eggs, jalepeño slices and red peppers) and mash together until mixed.

4.  Cut hard-boiled eggs in half, discard yolks.

5.  Fill with sweet potato filling using a pastry bag or plastic storage bag with one corner snipped.

6.  Top with two triangles of red pepper for horns and ½ pickled jalepeño slice for a snaggle-toothed smile.

Fire on The Chew, Swapping Spit & American Ghoul-ash (aka American Chop Suey) Ozzified

If we learned anything on today’s The Chew, it was that cooking isn’t for the faint of heart. First Mario Batali pays an audience member $100.00 to take a bite of blood sausage.  She didn’t seem to have any qualms about using the fork Mario used rather than her own fork so I’m guessing she has less problem with sharing saliva which has been shown to cause illness than she does with trying a food people have eaten for years without getting ill.

Then there was the flash fire when Michael Symon was showing Daphne Oz how to make his American Ghoul-ash. I’m still not convinced it was an accident. It looked more like an alcohol fire than a grease fire, and it sure went out a lot faster than any grease fire I’ve ever seen. It flared up as he tilted the plate containing the ground beef – BEFORE the meat even hit the pan. In watching it a second time, it appeared to be more sleight of hand than actual kitchen emergency. My guess is there was some sort of liquor like vodka on the plate that fell into the pan when he tipped it to spark a fire he could then demonstrate how to put out. Note also that Daphne had her hair braided rather than loose like it normally is.

All the shenanigans aside, Michael Symon made a super dish to feed the kids before they go Trick or Treating. He was correct when he said that his American Ghoul-ash was “…a great meal – it’s going to give your kids energy.   It’s got good carbs, & good protein.” 

I Ozzified it today with better carbs and better protein:

• Replaced high fat ground beef with 96% lean ground beef and added more olive oil to replace the LDL cholesterol fat missing from the beef with heart-healthy fat high in HDL cholesterol 
• Replaced Michael’s white enriched macaroni with whole wheat elbow macaroni raising the fiber count per serving up to 5 grams instead of 2
• Replaced Michael’s pricey, high sodium canned San Marzano tomatoes with no salt added organic tomatoes saving 90 mg sodium per quarter cup 
• Added fresh sliced mushrooms for additional fiber and protein

American Goulash, as it’s called in the Midwest where Michael was raised, has many variations around the country. In New England, it’s a staple on lunchroom menus and called American Chop Suey. Some families make it with tomato soup rather than tomato sauce, a common substitution back in the 1950s when the soup companies began touting their product as an easier and healthier way to prepare family favorites. 

I’m a California girl and our version was called “Chili Mac.” Mom browned the ground beef and onion, then added a can of Campbell’s Chili Soup, a can of Tomato Soup, a can of kidney beans, a dash or two of chili powder, and some water along with the cooked and drained macaroni. She then covered the whole thing with slices of American cheese.  It was the dinner served the night I graduated from high school, probably because she could feed the army that was our family with a minimum of prep time or clean-up since she made it in one HUGE electric skillet that was 8” deep and at least a foot wide.  It would take some tweaking for sure to replicate this dish since Campbell’s discontinued the very soup they invented this recipe for.

Sweet Treats Ozzified: Dark Chocolate Frozen Banana

I absolutely LOVE Goo Goo Clusters and would have made Carla Hall's Chew Chew Clusters in a heartbeat if I'd had access to Marshmallow Fluff. We have both national brand and store brand marshmallow crèmes, but Marshmallow Fluff is nowhere to be found. If I wasn't such a Goo Goo Cluster fiend, any old marshmallow filling might do, but since no other brand I've tried comes even close in quality to Marshmallow Fluff, I reluctantly decided to postpone making Carla's Chew Chew Clusters until I can replenish my stash.



The Chew made a lot of sweet treats today, and as funny as Rachael Ray's "Girl Math" is where a whole grain ingredient like multigrain pancake mix justifies using an artery-clogging one like bacon, out here in the real world making more sweets to sit on the counter singing their Siren song to me along with the packaged treats we already have on hand for next week's Trick or Treaters makes no sense. Instead, I made an Ozzified version of a chocolate shell topping similar to Magic Shell, the commercially available liquid topping that becomes a hard shell when put on cold things like ice cream.



While I agreed wholeheartedly with Mario Batali today when he said he could never get tired of plain vanilla gelato, I felt his kicked up version with crumbled Amaretti cookies and whipped cream could use a little chocolate. A quick drizzle of this topping on the gelato would be perfect. When used on sherbet, it tastes like a bittersweet orange truffle.

The process is simple: 

• Melt a high cacao content dark chocolate (60-75% cacao) either over a double boiler or in a microwave oven
• Stir in some virgin coconut oil in a ratio of 1 tsp coconut oil to 1 ounce chocolate. 
• Keep at room temperature until ready to use 

4 ounces chocolate mixed with 1 TBSP coconut oil makes for a richer, more intense chocolate flavor & is enough to cover two smaller bananas or top three scoops of ice cream Store any leftovers in an airtight container at room temperature.


This topping also makes a great chocolate covered frozen banana. The video shows this being made with a banana that was frozen while still in the skin, but these directions are much easier: 

• Slice a banana in half 
• Insert a stick into the middle of the cut end 
• Wrap in plastic wrap and freeze 
• Once the bananas are frozen, coat with the chocolate/coconut oil mixture 
• If you want nuts (it's yummy this way) roll the chocolate covered banana in some chopped walnuts before the topping hardens 
• Return to the freezer until ready to eat

Dr. Oz Beer Brewer Popcorn Mash-up

Wasn't feeling any of the recipes the past two days on The Chew, especially after Daphne Oz ate off the same fork she’d just used to share her spaghetti with a stranger.

There is a mash-up using popcorn that I DO like - Dr. Mehmet Oz’s recommendation to use Brewer’s Yeast (what his daughter Daphne calls Nutritional Yeast) in lieu of salt on popcorn.

On today's The Chew, Clinton Kelly's popcorn needs no tweaking from me as it was already Ozzified - well at least the written recipe was as it didn't pour on melted butter like he did on air. Even without butter, it's also a whole lot tastier than Daphne’s herbed popcorn looked on The Chew‘s October 7^th episode, IMHO. Her recipe might very well float someone else’s boat, but it wouldn’t be mine. I’m the girl that only likes plain potato chips & plain tortilla chips – admittedly because plain doesn’t compete with the flavor of dips & salsas. 


I also abhor air-popped popcorn, rice cakes or anything else that feels akin to eating Styrofoam, so rather than drizzling coconut oil over my popcorn, I pop my kernels in it instead so every kernel gets a touch of oily goodness. This is a popcorn mash-up I have eaten quite often - ever since Dr. Oz recommended it on his show last season.

Plain Popcorn, Ozzified

• ¼ c popcorn kernels (160 calories) 
• 1 TBSP Coconut oil (120 calories) 
• 1 TBSP Brewer’s Yeast (50 calories, 35 mg sodium)

Pop the popcorn kernels in the coconut oil (I used a Whirleypop, but you can use whatever you like, a deep pot, an old school electric popper, etc.) When the kernels stop popping, put in a big bowl & top with the Brewer’s yeast. 

Makes 5-7 cups, 76 calories & 7 mg sodium per cup

Pumpkin French Toast and Skinnygirl Sangria - Brunch Day Ozzified

Made an Ozzified and simplified version of Carla Hall’s Pumpkin French Toast with the Apple Cider Syrup and washed it down with an Ozzified version of Daphne’s cocktail for brunch on Sunday.  Both were great hits and far less calories than the ones shown on The Chew last Friday.

If it seems odd that I was able to Ozzify something Daphne Oz made, it isn’t. I made only a couple of tweaks but saved a huge amount of calories. Organic blueberries, organic peach chunks, organic strawberries, organic grapes, and melon chunks (they’re peeled so organic is unnecessary, IMHO) were frozen in some fruit juice for half of the guests & the rest were frozen in Crystal Light for the people who were calorie counting. Daphne had used peach puree with sugar – my fruit cubes had no added sugar and maintained their inulin-rich fiber because they weren’t pureed.

I used sparkling mineral water because it has extra calcium – a bonus we learned on today’s The Chew because calcium when consumed with inulin is great for your bones. I also used Bethenny Frankel’s SkinnyGirl White Sangria for the alcohol – it only has 26.4 calories per ounce which is lower than most other sangrias. Some drank it with the sparking water and some drank it with only the sangria.

It came as no surprise that Carla’s Pumpkin French Toast and Apple Cider Syrup was in need of a major Ozzification to be served in my home.  

I simplified & Ozzified making the syrup by 

• reducing organic apple cider with blue agave nectar and a little cornstarch
• Using Omega 3 buttery spread instead of butter 

Spicing pecans looked like too much bother, so all I did was throw in some rough chopped walnuts (I didn’t have any pecans) into the syrup just before it was finished reducing. Not only was it easier, but it saved a lot of calories as well.

I made the pumpkin mixture the night before and soaked the bread in it overnight as Carla suggested, but I used 

• vanilla coconut milk instead of milk
• vanilla soy creamer instead of cream
• whole grain bread instead of challah
• nonstick spray instead of butter for the griddle 
• omitted the sugar and vanilla because there was already sugar and vanilla in the coconut milk and soy creamer. 

Even with all these Ozzifications, the bread souffled into a light and delicious treat tasting just like Carla said it would - like a pumpkin doughnut. 

Carla Hall's Onion Rings - Ozzified!

I’m with Carla Hall - I LOVE onion rings, one of the most vilified sides in the history of fast food.  I rarely eat them now that they’re on nearly every top ten list of the worst foods you can ever eat, so when I do eat them, I want them to be GREAT! I want my splurge to be crispy, crunchy perfection, not a sad, soggy mess. I’m sure Carla would agree that the best way to ensure they're the tastiest is to make them ourselves. 

Yesterday, I took Carla’s recipe and Ozzified it. Yes, I know the show was about our last meal on Earth and like Clinton Kelly said, if the world’s going to end, who cares about nutrition? Well, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be here tomorrow and even though this version may have a bit more nutrition than the original recipe, they’re still a splurge – a little added fiber isn’t going to neutralize all the fat that’s giving it that great crunchy goodness. That’s akin to the line of thinking I had when I used to wash down a Big Mac with a diet Coke. Yes, it had fewer calories than a full sugar soda or the shake I’d have preferred to order, but it still was a heart attack in a Styrofoam clamshell.

I followed Carla’s recipe and instructions with the following modifications:

• I used whole wheat flour and a little ground flaxseed meal in place of the white flour
• used sparkling mineral water in place of the high sodium club soda
• added some psyllium husks to the panko crumbs for even more fiber. 

Keep in mind, whole wheat flour doesn’t stick to the onion  as easily as refined white, so I dipped the ring into some water before the flour step.Don't skip the flour step or the batter won’t cling to the onion on its own – it needs the flour step to give it something to grab onto. Also, the batter is denser than Carla’s so I added more sparkling water to make it thin enough to coat the ring without becoming a cakey mess but not so thin that the panko/psyllium husks had nothing to stick to.

Carla's tip about the instant potatoes was killer – every one of them came out crispy. The final result was to die for delicious – and very much worth it.  I couldn't eat them all, and because I was in a hurry to get to a college football game, I inadvertently left the uneaten ones on the baking rack overnight. The football game I went to was by far the most surprising one I've ever seen - we had a fake referee (who was really a streaker) whistle a play dead. While he was running around the field naked, a melee ensued between the two teams that cleared both sidelines with the fighting spread out over 60 yards. 


Even more surprising was that the onion rings were still great almost 24 hours later - so crispy and delicious that I popped one on my veggie burger with a little no-salt ketchup for lunch. Unbelievably good, but believe this...if the world were ending, that veggie burger would've been a luscious, beefy Lola Burger!

Healthy Bacon Chipotle Kettle Corn - would've been a Grand Slam on The Chew's World Series

My favorite treat @ Chase Field isn't the Sonoran Hot Dog shown on The Chew today - it's the kettle corn. Good as it is, what I make at home is even better, has fewer calories, and way less salt, fat and sugar. If it had been in The Chew's World Series of Food, it would've been a grand slam! 


Try it & I think you'll agree.

Kicked up Guilt-free Bacon Chipotle Kettle Corn:

Making this recipe pretty much requires a WhirleyPop stove top popper. (They're pretty easy to come by if you don't already own one) 

• ¼ c popcorn kernels (160 calories) 
• 1 TBSP Coconut oil (120 calories) 
• 1 TBSP red decorator sugar (210 calories) 
• Ground Chipotle pepper (2 calories) 
• low sodium bacon salt (0)

1. Put all the ingredients into the Whirley Pop, close lid & give it a good stir. 
2. Stir continuously over high flame until the popping slows considerably. 
3. Immediately pour onto a cookie sheet then immerse the empty Whirley Pop in some hot water (if you don’t, you’ll have a devil of a time getting it clean). 
4. Let the Kettle corn cool a bit then put into bowls and enjoy! Makes 7 cups.

Daphne Oz's Kale Chips - the COMPLETE recipe!

Having some kale that I need to use before it goes bad, my ears perked up when I heard Daphne Oz was making kale chips. I’d tried to make them before and both times were disasters – the first time undercooked and not crispy, the second time burnt to a crisp, so I was really amped to see how to make them.  As you probably know, the recipe wasn’t shown on air, just mentioned that it was on the website. Went there & SURPRISE (not really on The Chew’s buggy website) no oven temp – just a time 15-18 minutes. So once again, I punted. 

Luckily this time my kale chips came out perfectly. Woohoo!

• Set the oven temp to 375. 
• Wash the kale & get as dry as possible on a paper towel.
• Remove any thick or fibrous ribs – if you don’t, either the kale leaves will be perfectly crispy while the stems are underdone or the stems will be perfect and the leaves will be like charcoal. 
• Put the kale in a bowl and lightly toss with a little olive oil, some sesame seeds and a tsp of minced garlic.
• Daphne’s recipe said to add salt & pepper  (I didn’t because my sesame seeds had sea salt) 
• Spread on a cookie sheet & put into the preheated 375 degree oven for 5-10 minutes. 

When the kale gets brown and crispy, it’s done. Either eat immediately or let cool and store in an airtight container.

Feeding America … & My Family

I’ve become increasingly frustrated that the recipes aren’t online earlier than one hour before the show because my grocery store is a good five miles from my house. Even the über-proprietary Martha Stewart puts her recipes up on the same day, HOURS before it airs. I have to admit that since The Chew came on the air, I no longer feel the need to watch her hour-long infomercial for all things MSLO. All I want are some recipes, some healthy living tips and some lifestyle tips on a show where the commercials come BETWEEN segments and aren’t the impetus behind the segments themselves.

Today the short notice wasn’t the problem - it was the number of choices. Usually, I’m able to quickly narrow it down to one or two dishes to make based on what I have on hand and how likely I am able to get anything not in my pantry. Today, the only thing I knew I didn’t want to make was Carla Hall’s pot roast because I still had tri-tip from Saturday’s cookout in my fridge and didn’t want to add even more beef to my rapidly expanding inventory of leftovers.

After reading the recipes, I realized that while I had some ingredients for each of the dishes, I didn’t have 100% of ingredients for ANY of the dishes. I decided to watch the show first in the hopes that it would make my choice easier – which it in fact did, but not in the way I expected.

In the back of my mind throughout today’s episode was how unlikely it would be for someone needing a food bank to have all the ingredients for any one of today’s dishes on hand if a foodie like me didn’t. Then it hit me between the eyeballs that the point of today’s show wasn’t that everyone would have every ingredient on hand, but that with a little imagination, anyone could put together a nutritious, filling dish with whatever they did have on hand, even if it comes from the food bank. Voilà!  I had my idea – I would make Carla’s Penne Ragu using ingredients from most of the other dishes to make up for the fact that I didn’t have leftover veggies from pot roast, then donate the money I would’ve spent on those dishes to Feeding America.

Here’s what I came up with:

• Olive oil – just enough to coat the bottom of a deep frying pan 
• 1 small sweet potato, peeled and grated 
• ¼ of a red onion, roughly chopped 
• ½ carton sliced baby portabella mushrooms 
• ¼ bulb of fennel, roughly chunked 
• Leftover protein (I used tri-tip beef) 
• 1 tsp turmeric 
• one pizza delivery envelope of crushed red pepper (use fresh-ground black pepper if you don’t like spicy) 
• cinnamon to taste 
• 4 oz 11 minute Penne 
• 4 cups boiling water 
• whole wheat Panko crumbs

1. Put on the pasta water in a pan 
2. preheat a deep frying pan over medium-high heat  with just enough olive oil to thinly coat the bottom. 
3. Put the pasta in the water. Add the grated sweet potato then the onion into the fry pan and stir. 
4. When the sweet potatoes begin to stick and the onions start to soften, add the fennel and stir again. 
5. Add the mushrooms and stir again. If it is too dry, add a cup of the pasta water. Stir. 
6. By the time the mushrooms start to soften, the pasta should be about a minute or two away from being done. Dump the pasta, water & all, into the fry pan. 
7. Add the meat Continue to stir until a nice gravy is rendered. It will thicken up as it cools so be careful to not overcook. 
8. Let sit while you toast up some breadcrumbs. I used what I had on hand - whole wheat Panko. 
9. Spoon the penne mixture into bowls and top with the freshly toasted crumbs.

I used tumeric from Mario Batali’s chicken dish, sweet potatoes from Daphne Oz’s pancakes, red onions from Michael Symon’s tacos, crushed red pepper and penne from two of Carla Hall’s dishes which means I will be donating the $25 I saved NOT making the entire dish to Feeding America – if I can find the link on The Chew website…which as of yet I have not been able to do.